Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...