Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...