Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...