Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...