Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...