Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...