Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...