Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...