Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....