What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
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I’m going ice fishing!
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Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.