Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
New scientific theories V
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On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...