If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...