Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...