Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...