Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...