What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Worries about mad cow disease
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What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...