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Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Unsanitary conditions
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I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...