The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...