Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Employee evaluations.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....