Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...