I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...