Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...