Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...