I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...