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Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
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A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...