Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...