The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...