Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...