Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...