Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...