What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...