The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...