Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...