Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...