Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...