Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...