They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...