Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...