Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...