Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
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