The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...