The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...