Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...