The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...