Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
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Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...