Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...