Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...