The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.