Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...