Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...