Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...